Posts : 39 Join date : 2010-07-22 Age : 54 Location : Melbourne
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:20 am
Mwesty (El Sancho) Leader
Posts : 316 Join date : 2010-06-20 Location : New Zealand
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:38 am
That is actually painful to listen to....
Eyewitness Dancing Queen
Posts : 444 Join date : 2010-06-20 Location : Sydney
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:54 am
30 seconds of lulz then 90 of agony...
Only a new zealander
Sean (Cheech & Chong) Lurker
Posts : 39 Join date : 2010-07-22 Age : 54 Location : Melbourne
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:13 am
Can anybody be that stupid? I'm surprised she can remember to breath!!!
Eyewitness Dancing Queen
Posts : 444 Join date : 2010-06-20 Location : Sydney
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:03 am
I heard almost exactly the same thing on the radio the other night, it was fucken deja vu. Some question about who won some golf thing, then the guys like "It's not Tiger Woods. Australia's no. 1 golfer. The great white. First name sounds like greeg, second name like normal. You know, like the invasion in the tenth centuary?" And the whole time the chicks all "Uhhh, ummm, ahhh, i don't know, great norton? grime normal?" and Eye is like "how is this happening to me again?!" And the the host is like, "What did you say Greg Norman? (even though she didn't) Correct! Do you recognise the name now?" "No, but i'll never forget it now." "Okay, so what was your answer?" "I forgot." "Greg Norman?" "Greg Norman" "Congratulations!"
And then i almost killed myself.
Kurt (Speedy Gonzales) R U SRS
Posts : 300 Join date : 2010-07-18 Age : 32 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:48 am
Eyewitness wrote:
I heard almost exactly the same thing on the radio the other night, it was fucken deja vu. Some question about who won some golf thing, then the guys like "It's not Tiger Woods. Australia's no. 1 golfer. The great white. First name sounds like greeg, second name like normal. You know, like the invasion in the tenth centuary?" And the whole time the chicks all "Uhhh, ummm, ahhh, i don't know, great norton? grime normal?" and Eye is like "how is this happening to me again?!" And the the host is like, "What did you say Greg Norman? (even though she didn't) Correct! Do you recognise the name now?" "No, but i'll never forget it now." "Okay, so what was your answer?" "I forgot." "Greg Norman?" "Greg Norman" "Congratulations!"
And then i almost killed myself.
LMFAO
Mwesty (El Sancho) Leader
Posts : 316 Join date : 2010-06-20 Location : New Zealand
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:16 pm
This is the fucking classic and most awesome ever.
Mwesty (El Sancho) Leader
Posts : 316 Join date : 2010-06-20 Location : New Zealand
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:28 pm
That's not bad either
Mwesty (El Sancho) Leader
Posts : 316 Join date : 2010-06-20 Location : New Zealand
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:37 am
Rofl
what a fucking muppet
brooken (ninjanurse) R U SRS
Posts : 357 Join date : 2010-08-06 Age : 33 Location : Perth
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:16 am
Lol...okay...this is what i think was going through his head "Oh hey, mabye this will work better when i'm not wearing the hat!" "Mabye if i pretend my knee is a spike on my head THEN i may break the board!" "oh shit..why do i keep forgetting my lines?!"
I WONDER why he forgot his lines
~B
Rube (El Mucho) Backdoor Bandit
Posts : 118 Join date : 2010-06-22 Age : 43 Location : Gold Coast
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:23 am
the power of believing in one's self.....if only he had the brainpower to remember his lines then he might believe in himself enough....lol
Jaaffa (Luis Flores) Backdoor Bandit
Posts : 132 Join date : 2010-06-22
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:28 am
Compulsory action!!! Ok turn your speakers on...
then go to google and type in lol limewire
then hit "I am feeling lucky!"
Sit back and enjoy.
Especially all those players who played last server!
Shaft Spamfucker
Posts : 168 Join date : 2010-06-21 Age : 53 Location : A small cabin in the woods
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:28 am
From the Chicago Tribune mugshot collection:
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I'm thinking if this guy killed his barber is could be justifiable.
(once again- in my head frickin' hilarious, didn't sleep well could be lame joke)
Kurt (Speedy Gonzales) R U SRS
Posts : 300 Join date : 2010-07-18 Age : 32 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: Piss Funny Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:41 am
Shaft wrote:
From the Chicago Tribune mugshot collection:
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I'm thinking if this guy killed his barber is could be justifiable.
(once again- in my head frickin' hilarious, didn't sleep well could be lame joke)