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Mwesty (El Sancho)
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PostSubject: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:00 am

This Is a bit of a laugh, but my Idea here is to get everyone to ask questions about anything at all, and then have everyone else try to come up with answers.
There will be an in-game reward of some kind for the best answer if the question is deemed worthy of a prize for answering it. Also, I'm more after comedy than substance here, so telling someone with an annoying brother, to shit in his bed, is more likely to win than saying go to your parents Basketball
Also, Im gonna make Ongy Moderate this thread such that I can collate the answers, and perhaps do some Polls. If anyone rates the Idea at all.
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PostSubject: Re: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:22 am

Ok well...maybe I can ask the question that EYE has been asking me all server.

When he gets frocked up on Saturday nights and puts on his yellow G-String it rides up! Anyone know how he can stop that?

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PostSubject: Re: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:30 am

try putting it on backwards
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PostSubject: Re: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:35 am

The question kinda implies that i don't know the answer, so i'll tell you what i've tried.
1. Patience. And yes, your mum was wrong, it doesn't fucken fix anything.
2. Duct Tape. Your dad was right, it stops things from moving. unfortunately it is not a very attractive and hurts like an anal waxing when you try to take your g-banger off to get some action.
3. Super glue. Whilst problem one of duct tape is solved, problem two is only amplified Sad
4. Holding it in position all night. Earns questions like "what's up your arse?"

So as you can see i'm near wits end!

Can anyone vouch from experience as to wearing it backwards? It sounds a little too revealing...
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PostSubject: Re: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:42 pm

Swap the yellow G-banger for a Man-kini.

Sorted.

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PostSubject: Re: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:07 pm

The most simple and elegant solution can be found using a bit of logic

If Eyewitness has problems with his g-banga, then why not remove it altogether? Not only does this remove the uncomfortable riding and anal chafing he usually experiences, but it also means he removes anything that might slow down his efforts to 'get some action'

Just my 2c anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:13 pm

Ongy (Nacho Libre) wrote:
The most simple and elegant solution can be found using a bit of logic

If Eyewitness has problems with his g-banga, then why not remove it altogether? Not only does this remove the uncomfortable riding and anal chafing he usually experiences, but it also means he removes anything that might slow down his efforts to 'get some action'

Just my 2c anyway.

Kinda takes his signature sock stuffing out of action though, so the grinding up behind his tragic targets wont be as effective.
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PostSubject: Re: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:22 pm

Mwesty (El Sancho) wrote:
Ongy (Nacho Libre) wrote:
The most simple and elegant solution can be found using a bit of logic

If Eyewitness has problems with his g-banga, then why not remove it altogether? Not only does this remove the uncomfortable riding and anal chafing he usually experiences, but it also means he removes anything that might slow down his efforts to 'get some action'

Just my 2c anyway.

Kinda takes his signature sock stuffing out of action though, so the grinding up behind his tragic targets wont be as effective.

He can just wear a strap on then, no chafing and will still be able to grind as hard as he likes, all night long. And if he fails to get action from anyone else once the clubs start emptying, he'll have his own little toy to keep him busy for the rest of the night
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PostSubject: Re: Advice Column   Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:17 pm

Just be a big man slut like me and don't wear a G.. Wink
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